The gang reach new lows of hedonistic depravity by watching a FOURTH movie about trains in the snow!  What levels of opulence will be reached in this modern holiday classic?  I’m not sure.  I’m too busy having exotic oils applied to my skin by virgin koalas.

One day all this will pay off.  One day you’ll be on a quiz show and have to name as many movies that feature trains in the snow as you can.  When that day comes.  Think of Late to the Table.  THINK OF US AND WEEP.  Does Sidney Lumet’s train classic Murder On The Orient Express hold up?  Are we gonna have to watch The Wiz someday? FIND OUT EVENTUALLY!

Train Snowvember inexplicably continues!  Does the 1997 Don Bluth (ugh) film hold up?  What are the extent of Christopher Lloyd’s necromantic powers?  Is this movie worth it from a financial point of view-for anyone-?  Find out babies!

Two desperate men watch the 2013 film Snowpiercer.  Does it hold up?  Was it good in the first place?  Can they resist uttering the words “Captain America” while looking at Chris Evans’ sexy, sexy body?  I hope you choo choo choose to embark on this episode!