I bet you didn’t think this episode would talk about butt smuggling and inflatable dicks.  Neither did we.  It Just kind of sneaks up on you.  No one plans for this.  I blame Peter O’Toole.  Our mediation on the most epic film of all time concludes with a bang.  Get ready.

Ep. 100 Lawrence Of Arabia; Part 1: Tactical Weeping

IT’S EPISODE 100.  Holy shit!  If you had a baby when this show first started coming out that baby would be old enough to start resenting you.  Have you guys seen Lawrence of Arabia?  It’s long!  I mean, it’s good, don’t get that twisted.  Prepare yourself for the beautiful desert vistas and all the functional alcoholism Peter O’Ttoole can muster.  

The spooktacular is over! Go home!  We watched a bunch of classic horror movies.  Some were good.  Others were Friday the 13th.  This one was pretty good.  You know what sucks though?  Parts of America.  You’re on notice Florida and Pittsburgh. 

The October spook-tacular continues!  The guys check out Friday The 13th and find out it has next to nothing to do with Jason Voorhees as you know him.  Did you know he doesn’t get that goddamn hockey mask until the third film?  I know, right?!  What’s the deal with that?  I mean don’t get me wrong, plenty of sexy teens are murdered, but still.

It’s time for the Late To The Table Halloween spook-tacular of classic horror films!  Does George Romero’s Night Of The Living Dead hold up or is it just an excuse to watch racists get shot and eaten by zombies?  I mean that sounds worth it, right  Are the zombies just drunk?  Does Rich know the difference between a vampire hunter and a zombie hunter?  Is this spook-tacular nonsense annual?  FIND. OUT. NOW.