Oh SNAP. We’re doing it! It’s happening! You’re in our sights James! We’re coming for you and your sexy world of flora and fauna! The motivations Jim! THEY DON’T MAKE SENSE JIM. Oh Jim. You’re lucky this is only part one.

OK. OK. It’s episode 350. For real this time. This is not a drill. Please deploy your Costner opinions to the nearest snarky internet receptacle. Does Dances With Wolves hold up? How many wet stunts are there? More than one? Good, great. Let’s keep up the intensity and eat a goddamn oreo.

Wow. Just realizing this as I’m posting it. We called this episode 350 during the record…it is not. We are idiots. HOWEVER. 350 next week babies! Let’s start the celebration early! Does the multiple academy award winning film, Dances With Wolves, hold up in 2023? Find out next week! Can horse fly on plane? Find out now!