To combat the unbearable misery of Donald Trump’s America the guys watch an unbearably beautiful movie. Is The Grand Budapest Hotel a modern classic? Does it meet Late To Table rules? Is anyone at home keeping track? Does anyone still play the drinking game? Mel Gibson, Capitalism. There. Take two shots. You’re welcome.
Can you believe this movie is not about hair dryers? Me neither. Did you see Nic Cage’s hair? Sweet lord. On today’s episode the gang discusses uber producer Jerry Bruckheimer and finally apologizes for 9/11.
The guys meekly venture forth into the nightmare that is Donald Trump’s America by watching the prophetic scroll known as Idiocracy. Will they survive? Do they have the skills needed to become warlords of this new wasteland? Will they just continue to make dumbass jokes and avoid responsibility? Is it that last one? I bet it’s the last one.
Your Dad loves this movie. I promise he does. The minute you become a father they hand you a copy of Airplane! duct taped to your child. It’s a messed up, yet incredibly effective, promotional tool. So what’s the big f’ing d? What makes Airplane so memorable? Is it jokes? It has all the jokes. All of them. So many. Some funny. Some Chris Kattan-esque. That’s not fair. I don’t know him. I’m sure he’s a nice guy.